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Parker


Nicknames: Baby

Parker is a 1-year-old tiny wittle menace. She got her nickname because she was (and still is) so small that we originally thought she WAS a baby, but she was 7 WEEKS OLD, and once she started eating again, she was already climbing out of her Gay Baby Jail cell in the closet.

Parker's hobbies include climbing things she's not supposed to and eating mysterious crumbs off the floor. But, when she's not being stinky, she's a big snuggly baby.

Delilah


Nicknames: Baby Dee, Dewiwa, Deandra, Flea

Miss Dee is a squeaky chaos minion whose love language is little bites and kisses. She's also an expert in whining and Loaf Yoga. Just a warning: don't pet her belly if she
rolls over and shows it to you.

Irene


Nicknames: Fatty Fat Fat, Chawnk, Fat Beeyutch

Irene is a Chatty Fatty whose favorite pastimes are sticking her butthole in people's faces, watching you pee, and trapping you on the couch with her chonkulations. When she's not being nasty she's usually sleeping or yelling.