Defenestrate: (verb) To throw someone out of a window. Makes a brilliant threat!
Sozzled: (adjective) A silly way to refer to someone who is acting, or actually is,
drunk or intoxicated.
Scoop: 1. (noun) A large spoon used for transporting a soft food, commonly ice cream, to a dish.
2. (noun) A slang term for a rumor or a piece of gossip.
Dongle: (noun) A small cord or plug that connects a computer to another device,
i.e; a computer mouse or a phone cord. It can be wired or wireless.
Pronk: (noun) Someone who is weak, dumb, or generally pathetic.
Bumfuzzle: (verb) To confuse someone. Very similar to "confuzzle,"
but it also has "bum" in it, which makes it 10x sillier.
Blubber: 1. (noun) The fatty layer certain animals have to insulate from cold.
2. (verb) To cry or whimper noisily. Bonus points if you stutter or stammer while doing so.